January 2012
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May 2011
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This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are fine. But several together become monotonous. Listen to what is happening. The writing is getting boring. The sound of it drones. It’s like a stuck record. The ear demands some variety. Now listen. I vary the sentence length, and I create music. Music. The writing sings. It has a pleasant rhythm, a lilt, a harmony. I...
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When did we forget our dreams?
The infinite possibilities each day holds should stagger the mind. The sheer number of experiences I could have is uncountable, breathtaking, and I’m sitting here refreshing my inbox. We live trapped in loops, reliving a few days over and over, and we envision only a handful of paths laid out ahead of us. We see the same things each day, we respond the same...
March 2011
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< Caffeine> : DNA is the sourcecode of life. Growing up is compiling. Puberty is debugging. Dying is the deletion of ancient code clugging the system.
< PaladinSL> : Marriage is your company being bought by microsoft.
< Joker> : Caffeine, What's a midlife crisis?
< Sigma> : Joker: When you realize you shouldn't have used Perl
February 2011
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January 2011
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Finally, someone made Linkin Park bearable →
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December 2010
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Map of Metal →
Should you have ANY question concerning the different types of Metal, where they came from, how it sounds like, etc, GO THERE.
Features a real map representing the links between each genra, full tracks for each subtype, explanations of how each type came to be, what they strive for, etc.
The perfect beginner’s guide to metal.
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November 2010
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Lt Ripley goes shopping
Customer: “Do you have any wasp spray?”
Me: “I’m sorry, but we’re currently out. Maybe [other store] has it.”
(The customer thanks me and walks away. Thirty minutes later I see him at the checkout with a super-soaker, some lighters and a one liter bottle of lighter fluid. I just stare at him in disbelief.)
Customer: “Wish me luck!”
October 2010
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Rammstein vs Cookie Monster. Admit it, your mind is blown.
- The wind will blow it all away.
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September 2010
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August 2010
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UnHearIt →
“We created this site for those of you that have a song stuck in your head and you can’t get it out no matter what you do. Using the latest techniques in reverse-auditory-melodic-unstickification technology, we’ve been able to allow our users to “unhear” songs by hearing equally catchy songs. So all we’re doing is making you forget your old song by ...
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New Normal Music →
A non-radio (don’t insult thm) streaming of music ranging from awesome to just weird. But at least youknow you’re listening to something you haven’t heard before.
- The wind will blow it all away.
June 2010
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Believing there is no God gives me more room for belief in family, people, love,...
– Penn Jillette
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May 2010
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April 2010
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March 2010
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Holy shit.
ohsusquehanna
Open these two links one after another in a new tab. Don’t visit them, just listen.
Link 1, Link 2
This is awesome times awesome. It’s awesome squared.
- The wind will blow it all away.