Lt Ripley goes shopping

• Customer: “Do you have any wasp spray?”
• Me: “I’m sorry, but we’re currently out. Maybe [other store] has it.”
• (The customer thanks me and walks away. Thirty minutes later I see him at the checkout with a super-soaker, some lighters and a one liter bottle of lighter fluid. I just stare at him in disbelief.)
• Customer: “Wish me luck!”